September 2010
1 post
I don’t know if any of you have missed me or not~, but I’m posting here nowadays.
Sep 11th
July 2010
4 posts
1 tag
oh me oh myyy I am so not funny AND WORST/WORSE (I always forget which one to use) MOST OF THE TIME I DON’T EVEN TRY
Jul 25th
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What the hell does being a puddle jumper mean? I hope it does not mean literally jumping puddles. That shit is dangerous.
Jul 25th
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Voicemail generator... in Isaiah Mustafa's voice. →
Jul 21st
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Jul 4th
June 2010
11 posts
You guys, you guys,
I am new to that nutella stuff, but whoa, it is soooo great. Like if someone were to bottle up chocolate, sunshine, and angel cum, it would taste like nutella.
Jun 28th
Jun 27th
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Is discoing (as in doing the disco dance, y’know) an actual word? Anyways, everytime I see it, I think “DIS COIIIIIN GGG”.
Jun 27th
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Okay, my little sister’s birthday is in 2 weeks, and she needs something really bad ass to maintain her bad ass image. So I’m getting her one of the legendary pillow pets. Should I get the dalmation, penguin, elephant, duck, cow, ladybug, or puppy?
Jun 24th
Jun 19th
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I know John Mayer is supposedly a huge dick and a...
oh my god what was i talking about
Jun 18th
In the past 24 hours, I have heard Cincinnati referred to as both “Cincinasty” and “Nastynati”. Now, if I were to combine these two clever wordplays, I would get Nastynasty. And uh, it might just be me, but I think that’s really neato.
Jun 13th
Listenmusicforyourcoffee: Aretha Franklin – I say a...
Jun 10th
Jun 4th
Jun 3rd
Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
May 2010
22 posts
May 31st
HP marathon this weekend on ABC Family
Someone’s weekend is planned. 
May 29th
2 tags
An hour ago, I created an additional Facebook account. Now, I realize it’s not just any online account, but… a monster. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Fv Plair. The purpose of Fv Plair is to play FarmVille ‘all day, erryday’, nothing else. While Fv Plair harvests crops, accepts neighbor requests, and tends to his animals, I grow more and more ashamed of myself.
May 28th
ListenDowntown - Petula Clark
May 27th
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
Tomorrow is the last day of school. Good news, but for some reason, I’m awfully sad about it. Can someone please just slow this year down?
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 17th
May 17th
Also, I'll get on here more someday.
I’ve been pretty dormant. More than usual, I mean. Maybe when school ends! ;)
May 13th
Ducks woke me up.
It was pretty pleasant, especially the QUUUACK QUUUUUACK QUUUUAAACK part.
May 13th
1 tag
May 6th
1 tag
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
How like, it’s almost time for school to get out, and you’re so fucking excited and then summer break ends up to be the most boring thing ever.
May 5th
1 tag
“Today is the kind of day where the sun only comes up to humilate you.”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor
May 5th
May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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“I do not want a bed. If you buy me a bed, I will sell it, and with the money, I...”
–  Me, explaining to thy mother dearest how I don’t want a bed
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
April 2010
45 posts
2 tags
Something I enjoy way too much:
Stumbling crafts.
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
Things I’m going to do tomorrow: go fishing Things I don’t want to do tomorrow: go fishing
Apr 30th
Apr 28th
3 tags
Apr 27th
1 tag
Apr 27th
“Stop trying so hard. He doesn’t like you. Jesus, don’t kiss an ass...”
– ShitMyDadSays
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
Apr 25th
What am I doing for Earth Day?
What do you mean? I have been gracing Earth with my wonderful presence for over 14 years. Isn’t that enough?
Apr 22nd