September 2010
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I don’t know if any of you have missed me or not~, but I’m posting here nowadays.
July 2010
4 posts
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oh me oh myyy I am so not funny
AND WORST/WORSE (I always forget which one to use)
MOST OF THE TIME
I DON’T
EVEN
TRY
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What the hell does being a puddle jumper mean?
I hope it does not mean literally jumping puddles. That shit is dangerous.
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Voicemail generator... in Isaiah Mustafa's voice. →
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June 2010
11 posts
You guys, you guys,
I am new to that nutella stuff, but whoa, it is soooo great. Like if someone were to bottle up chocolate, sunshine, and angel cum, it would taste like nutella.
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Is discoing (as in doing the disco dance, y’know) an actual word? Anyways, everytime I see it, I think “DIS COIIIIIN GGG”.
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Okay, my little sister’s birthday is in 2 weeks, and she needs something really bad ass to maintain her bad ass image. So I’m getting her one of the legendary pillow pets. Should I get the dalmation, penguin, elephant, duck, cow, ladybug, or puppy?
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I know John Mayer is supposedly a huge dick and a...
oh my god what was i talking about
In the past 24 hours, I have heard Cincinnati referred to as both “Cincinasty” and “Nastynati”. Now, if I were to combine these two clever wordplays, I would get Nastynasty. And uh, it might just be me, but I think that’s really neato.
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May 2010
22 posts
HP marathon this weekend on ABC Family
Someone’s weekend is planned.
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An hour ago, I created an additional Facebook account. Now, I realize it’s not just any online account, but… a monster. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Fv Plair. The purpose of Fv Plair is to play FarmVille ‘all day, erryday’, nothing else. While Fv Plair harvests crops, accepts neighbor requests, and tends to his animals, I grow more and more ashamed of myself.
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Tomorrow is the last day of school. Good news, but for some reason, I’m awfully sad about it. Can someone please just slow this year down?
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Also, I'll get on here more someday.
I’ve been pretty dormant. More than usual, I mean. Maybe when school ends! ;)
Ducks woke me up.
It was pretty pleasant, especially the QUUUACK QUUUUUACK QUUUUAAACK part.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
How like, it’s almost time for school to get out, and you’re so fucking excited and then summer break ends up to be the most boring thing ever.
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Today is the kind of day where the sun only comes up to humilate you.
– Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor
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I do not want a bed. If you buy me a bed, I will sell it, and with the money, I...
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Me, explaining to thy mother dearest how I don’t want a bed
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April 2010
45 posts
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Something I enjoy way too much:
Stumbling crafts.
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Things I’m going to do tomorrow:
go fishing
Things I don’t want to do tomorrow:
go fishing
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Stop trying so hard. He doesn’t like you. Jesus, don’t kiss an ass...
– ShitMyDadSays
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What am I doing for Earth Day?
What do you mean? I have been gracing Earth with my wonderful presence for over 14 years. Isn’t that enough?